That Strange Owl

[That Strange Owl]

[runawayrat]

hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

[not-your-basic-butch]

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

[gluten-free-pussy]

Hello Titty

[pettysexual]

@staff !!!!!!!

[dirtyalmondskin]

🔫 fucking snitch

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[ask-wayward]

Emergency commissions!

Due to me and my boyfriends current situation, we desperately need to get some money in. I currently am armed with a biro and some paper, so I will be doing emergency traditional commissions! Any money we get in will contribute to making sure we get something to eat.

Prices:

Simple sketch: £2

Complex sketch: £4

Simple line art: £6

Complex line art: £8

Simple finished piece: £10

Complex finished piece: £12

Custom adoptable oc: £5

Any and all support we get we deeply appreciate, whether that’s donations, commissions, or even just sharing. Thank you for your support. Make our futures a little brighter. Thank you

[ask-wayward]

Please, anything that you can give would be a blessing! Thank you!

PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/keira2000

[ask-wayward]

Still open and very much needed!

[ask-wayward]

If anyone could spare £10-15 we really need it right now! We are absolutely starving and really need to get a proper meal down us, we haven’t eaten in ages and need the help

[ask-wayward]

I’m also doing crack ship babies / fusions for £4! Here are just a few of my oc’s to choose from!

[smilydon]

Reblogging for support

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[peble]

offers you a drink from me wine hook

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[the-whovian-down-baker-street]

Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs of being a genocidal dictator, we shouldn’t vote for him

Baby boomers: OOOOO Is your Safe Space being violated by his comments snowflake??? How AWFUL IT must be to have a REAL man for president instead of OoOoBamA

Trump, after being voted into office: *leaves the UN human rights council, puts hundreds of young children into prison camps and tent cities, takes away valuable items like rosaries similar to the removal of rings during the Holocaust, puts babies and toddlers into foster homes/orphanages, literally treats ACTUAL CHILDREN like prisoners for wanting a better life elsewhere*

Baby boomers: oh….oh no….

Millennials and Gen Z: *stare into the camera like they’re on the office*

[psiblue]

bold of you to assume the boomers have reached the “oh no” point

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[murreal]

teachers: don’t come to class when you’re sick!! it’s better for everyone if you stay home

also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!

every student, ever:

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[myfrogcroaked]

THIS.

Source: Ed Markey

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[bogleech]

I see restorations of arthropleura fly around the internet sometimes with “FUUUUCK THAT!!! ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN!!!” and just feel it’s worth pointing out that even today’s lighter, tinier millipedes move at a turtle-like pace and this one would have had to be even more easygoing due to its weight. It likely couldn’t have even lifted its front off the ground without something to prop up on, and the only thing we’ve ever found in its fossilized gut is plant pollen.

A single modern rat would have been able to kill a full grown Arthropleura by sitting on top of it and chewing a hole in its exoskeleton. It would have no defense against that whatsoever and that is in fact how even the smallest rodents can decimate populations of the modern coconut crab or giant weta.

Having an arthropleura in your house would probably be like having a very long and sleepy roomba.

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[gayreinhardt]

wheres the video of the japanese man making a spam sandwich. thats the only good content on earth

[gayreinhardt]

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[ssnycm]

This is how I cry lately

[susiethemoderator]

that guy was most definitely a university student

[afroturtwig]

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alternet.org

Furious Trump supporter fumes that government shutdown is 'not hurting the people he needs to be hurting'

“I thought he was going to do good things. He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”

[captainoldschool]

Warning: this is genuinely pathetic and ugly, but it explains a LOT.

[not-safe-for-democracy]

“He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.” WoW lady

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[everythingfox]

“The very best moment of my wild Arctic Fox experience from yesterday. Please enjoy with sound“

🎥: Stefan Forster

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[suppermariobroth]

Top: The “Clawing for More” microgame in 9-Volt’s collection in WarioWare: Gold features a man in a blue suit whose items must be stolen from his pocket with an Ultra Hand.

Bottom: The man is a reference to the original packaging of the Nintendo Ultra Hand from 1967, where the same man has his wallet swiped by two children with an Ultra Hand.
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[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

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[blodwynn]

If a sitting president threatens to hold government employees hostage and shut down the government for years because the other branches of government won’t give him absolute power, then he should be fucking impeached.

[aka14kgold]

#like this is literally how authoritarianism starts #the government wo[n’t] build your wall? #shut down the government entirely! #declare a state of emergency to circumvent congress! #like how long will it take for martial law to be declared after that?